Carburetors.

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04/05/2015 at 00:25 • Filed to: Mysterious Fueling Solutions

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Kinja'd!!! Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata
04/05/2015 at 00:29

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Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata
04/05/2015 at 00:37

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Simple, they work using the dark arts.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata
04/05/2015 at 00:53

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It is a mystery to many. I grew up in carburetors. They were still mysterious then. Today, I know more than most ever will.


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata
04/05/2015 at 00:57

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magic


Kinja'd!!! samssun > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata
04/05/2015 at 01:04

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Just evade the carburetor discussion by asking, "What, you mean a controlled fuel leak?"


Kinja'd!!! this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > desertdog5051
04/05/2015 at 01:10

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As someone who has read a little about how they work, and actually dissected a real life carburetor, I'd like to think I'm qualified to answer Calvin's question. But when I actually have to try and explain it to someone... Yup still basically a mystery.


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata
04/05/2015 at 01:28

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So true it hurts. I had no idea how to tune my Baja bug and that just had a single Solex carb. Some of the easiest to work with.

My Datsun has dual Webers and I have almost no idea what to do with them haha


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > desertdog5051
04/05/2015 at 03:53

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Call me when you've learned the secrets of the Q-Jet. We have a lot to talk about.

So much of my life.. Gone..

..quiet sobbing..


Kinja'd!!! orcim > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata
04/05/2015 at 05:08

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This really is like the analog vs. digital thing, isn't it? (Carb vs. injection.) Analog circuity (which I was originally trained in) is still like magic to me.


Kinja'd!!! user314 > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata
04/05/2015 at 06:58

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We need a Clarkson-esque explanation.

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Kinja'd!!! John Norris (AngryDrifter) > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata
04/05/2015 at 09:17

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'Carburetor', that's French for 'don't f—- with it'.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Birddog
04/05/2015 at 09:27

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I think the Q Jet was not invented by humans. It was put upon this earth by the devil himself.


Kinja'd!!! Autofixation > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata
04/05/2015 at 10:43

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In very basic terms it uses the vacuum that the engine creates to suck in fuel.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata
04/05/2015 at 11:12

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easy to explain——-

BLACK MAGIC


Kinja'd!!! You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata
04/06/2015 at 11:53

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Bernoulli was a witch.


Kinja'd!!! this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
04/06/2015 at 14:45

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You're a wizard, Daniel!! Off to fluid dynamics hogwarts with you!